Well, apparently the rape van does indeed travel. (scandalmonger) wrote in qt_rating,
Well, apparently the rape van does indeed travel.

Goddamn, that's a pretty fuckin' good milkshake!

-Obviously, what’s your name?: Betsy
-Any nicknames?: Bets, B, Betsers, and Puffin. Puffin is a long story, I’m in with this group of girls who all use the names of birds to address each other. There’s Crow, Chicken, Magpie, Kiwi, Swallow and me, Puffin.
-How old are you?: 17, going to be 18 in a few days.

-How do you usually act during stressful situations?: Ack, that’s a rough question. It depends on why it’s stressful and who else is involved. I have this thing where I act different around different people, so it really depends. On my own I tend to internally self destruct, I get real quiet and really twitchy. I have a thing where my neck will spasm and randomly jerk so target’s worse when I’m nervous. I also jump at the slightest thing and am easy to get screaming if it’s really bad.

-If a friend or associate was in deep shit, how would you react to the situation?: Totally depends on the deep shit. If it’s illegal deep shit, I’ll find out what said shit is before I do anything. If it’s like a basic simple drug thing, I’ll stay outta sight but try to coach them with what help I can while off in my hidey-hole. If it’s worse than that, I’m fucking out of there and you won’t find me. I’m young and already been arrested a few times on minor charges, I wouldn’t want anything big haunting me down the line.

-How good are you with people?: Depends on the people. As I said, I tend to change myself around people. I’m not good in large groups, I get really awkward and a bit miserable. One on one with a person, there is a good chance I can end up total buddies with them. In high school I was able to drift from clique to clique and managed to fit in long enough to get what I wanted, but on a long term basis I totally fail.

-What bad habits do you possess?: Nail biting, foot tapping, lots of thoughtless sex with people I barely know.

-What are your closest friends like?: I don’t really have any close friends. I have like a couple people I see the most often, but I’ve never been the type to have real real friends. I have people I like and can get along with, but it’s more of a surface thing than anything else.
-What’s your favorite bands/types of music?: I like most types of music. I listen to punk, rock, pop, classic rock, classical, opera, heavy metal and grunge. I’m a huge fan of 80’s music, I absolutely adore the 80’s.
-What do you do for a living (i.e. school, work, etc.)? Do you enjoy it?: I’m home schooled and have a small job helping one of my teachers clean her house and take care of her kids. Basically just help her fold laundry and watch after the tykes when she’s out shopping. It’s okay, I get a little money each time I help her out, and the home schooling is okay because I get to stay home all day. I’m going into mortuary after college, but right now everything is pretty stable and boring.

-What are six positive adjectives that describe you?: intelligent, helpful, optimistic, logical, artistic, fun
-What are six negative adjectives that describe you?: bitchy, strange, impatient, short-tempered, lazy, awkward
-What sort of people are you attracted to?: I’m not picky. Anyone who doesn’t treat me like scum and an idiot makes me happy. If they give me space, aren’t total assholes and can keep up with my sex drive, everything should be pretty cool.
-What’s your current relationship status?: Dating, but not monogamous
-If you’re in a group, what part do you play (intelligent one, the funny one, etc.)?: The quiet one who occasionally corrects someone or throws in a quip or insult
-What do you usually wear on an average day?: black t-shirts, blue jeans or strap pants, a hair bandana, and sneakers or flip flops.
-What do you think about smoking?: Meh, I used to smoke a lot but not anymore. I’ll occasionally take a puff on someone else’s, but I never got addicted and really only like them for the smell and taste.

-Tell us an anecdote (a short account of an interesting or humorous incident) that involved you: Okay, so one night when I was 14 my friend Sarah spent the night, and both of us are total insomniac. At around three in the morning we were both wide awake and my mom and step dad were out like lights that were attached to a broken wire connection. Anyway, we were wired and decided we were bored so we decided to go out, even though we were only 14 and it was 3 in the morning on a Saturday night. Wanting to look grown up we put on all my ‘grown up clothes’ that were hand me downs from older cousins and did our make up, put on some cool boots and went out.

Anyhow, we walked around that night giggling and all tense with excitement until we realized we were lost. The neighborhood was totally different looking at night, and we live in Detroit as it is. So, we decided to try to find a major road and find our way back to my street and sure enough we do, we found 8 Mile. Now, walking down 8 Mile in my ‘grown up clothes’, heavy make up and boots at 3 AM is bad enough, but having a car full of guys pull up waving condoms and whistling was just the icing on the cake. Realizing we looked like the very definition of whores, we made a run for it and ended up sitting in a White Castle crying until our ascara was smeared everywhere and the girl at the counter called someone to take us home. Turns out the police officer got this kinda shit a lot, and didn’t even tell my parents. Just told us we were too young to be prostitutes and to go to bed.

-What kind of relationship do you have with your parents? A crappy one. I haven’t seen my dad since I was ten and don’t want to, and both my mom and me are bipolar and always at each other’s throats. She thinks I’m childish for being on the computer so much and still collecting comic books and action figures. I have all sorts of awesome collectors edition stuff, and she’s annoyed by it. She really isn’t one to talk seeing as she just watches talk shows and smokes pot all day.
-What’s your opinion on tipping?: Meh, I only tip when I feel I can spare the cash. Like, it’s a nice thing to do and I try to when I can, but if I only have a few bucks left, I’m not going to go out of my way to give it up when I’m not getting anything out of it.
-What’s your opinion on cops?: They’re just doing their jobs, but I still get annoyed as fuck when it’s me that their job includes.
-How well do you take orders from others?: Depends on who the ‘others’ is. I tend to get things done, but not necessarily when they want it to or exactly the way that they wanted.
-Do you have any piercings?: Just my ears and labret
-Describe your favorite restaurant.: The Omega. It’s a diner near my house and they have the best burgers around. It’s a tiny little place and very cramped with white and red checkered booths, dingy tile and greasy looking waitresses. It’s very small time but has been open for years, and their French fries are to die for.
-What’s the most dangerous thing you’ve ever done?: I hitch hike from time to time, and once went somewhere with the guy who picked me up so I could suck him off.
-What do you like to do with your friends?: We sit around and drink alcoholic energy drinks while calling each other bitchface.
-What’s your favorite TV show?: Law and Order: SVU
-What is your dream occupation?: Sex Goddess? That or a veterinarian.
-Do you generally do as you’re told?: Most of the time, unless what I’m told is stupid. Then I improvise.
-If you were in a fight, what kind of weapon would you wield and why?: Broken bottle. Mostly because I don’t have any other weapons aside from a blade disguised as lipstick in my purse, and my luck is usually that what I need is never in reach.
-What’s the one most important thing in your life?: My ability to please others
-What was the most painful thing that has ever happened to you?: I was raped when I was 6.
-Are you more of a vengeful or passive person?: Depends on what over. Sometimes I’m very vengeful and don’t stop until I get my revenge, other times I just sit around and mope for awhile.
-Describe the worst day of your life thus far.: Two years ago I went through a massive downward depressive spiral and tried to commit a public suicide. I was in a mental hospital for three months.
-What was the stupidest thing you and your friends have ever done?: We kinda broke a church once. It was an accident, we walked into the huge floor length glass windows and accidently walked though them. The glass shattered and we freaked the fuck out.
-Have you ever played multiple mind-games with anyone before?: Dude, I would just confuse myself.
-Do you like or dislike children?: Kids are okay, as long as they aren’t obnoxious little twerps. I mean, as a whole I like kids. I even want kids someday, but loud, angry obnoxious kids should just have their kneecaps shot out.
-What is your favorite mythological creature and why?: The bogpuppy. A very random and often unknown creature, but it’s elusive so its it’s own fault. The bogpuppy is a sea creature that it like a cross between a sea lion, a giant octopus and a lionfish. They put their snouts above the water and look like a sweet sea lion with big eyes, but when a sailor or person comes too close, they launch from the water and eat them whole.
-Do you like to travel?: Depends on the type of traveling. As a whole I love traveling, but there is no way I’m sleeping in a tent.
-Would you like to be stamped as a guy, girl, or both?: Either and or for all I care.
-Please post at least one picture of yourself (if possible):

Me and my big brother.
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